TERMS OF USE

A.k.a. the boring page nobody ever reads.

Last updated: March 19, 2018

Please read these Terms and Conditions carefully before using cassowarycolor.com operated by Cassowary Colorizations. Or don't, we are not your parents.

Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service. By accessing or using the Service you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms then you may not access the Service. Or you may. I mean, come on, nobody is calling police.

Links To Other Web Sites

Our Service contains links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by Cassowary Colorizations (we are not Disney). Cassowary Colorizations has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that Cassowary Colorizations shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services. In exchange we won't rickroll you. We promise. Please, click this link if you want to know why we oppose trolling on public websites. We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that you visit.

Termination

We may terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, such as in case of apocalypse, hecatomb, or extraterrestial invasion, including without limitation if you breach the Terms. All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.

Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of Spain, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. Don't take us to court, but if any provision of these Terms is indeed held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. Please don't take us to court. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service, and supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.

Changes

We reserve the right, unless you've left (no pun intended), at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. Like we could have included 'your soul now belongs to us'. I mean, we have already done it. Two lines below. If a revision is material we will try to provide at least 30 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. Your soul belongs to Cassowary Colorizations now. You didn't expect this, right? What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion. By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Service. Right now. Or we will find you, go to your house, and politely ask you to do so.

Cats

This paragraph has nothing to do with Terms of use, but we had the inevitable need to talk about cats. Aren't they a wonderful species? Here's Wikipedia first paragraph for cat. Nobody is going to notice, don't worry. The domestic cat (Felis silvestris catus or Felis catus) is a small, typically furry, carnivorous mammal. They are often called house cats when kept as indoor pets or simply cats when there is no need to distinguish them from other felids and felines. They are often valued by humans for companionship and for their ability to hunt vermin (ugh, I don't). There are more than seventy cat breeds recognized by various cat

registries. Have we pointed your soul now belongs to us?

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us. And congratulations, you must be the first person on Earth to read the Terms.